Abraham Lincoln Podcast Hunter(Mega Spoilers)

Alright if you have been fallowing my Facebook exploits or noticing my random tweets then I am slowly beginning to bite the bullet and trying to get a podcast together. I think I have my co-host my friend Amber whom I have known since I was like 5 or 6. I think she will make a good partner in this endeavors because we argue like crazy lol. well I mean we agree on some things but we are different enough in what we geek out about that it could make for some interesting things to podcast about. Now the hang ups I am coming into are 1) A name and 2) subject matter, because as the Podcasting for dummies podcast and book say you should have 5 or so shows in the can just in case something happens and if your just starting out like me then its a great way to start off right(Tee Morris and Pip would be proud).

To mitigate the first problem of a name I have made a Poll on facebook HERE and would love for you all to go and vote because I am lazy and the poll does the counting of votes for me lol. Now subject matter I was thinking of all the nerdy things ya know anime, movies, comics, video games etc for review topics. Also some Author interviews weather they be Pro or self pub. Now myself I think of myself as some what of a writer and so does amber so potentially we could put out short stories or some of our fiction in the feed. I don’t know how people would like that but its just a possiblity, what do you guys think.

Now on to what everyone has been waiting on Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter….oh and by the way….

 

***SUPER DUPER MEGA ULTRA BEAR SPOILERS***

Alot people think this movie and book are just absurd, and they are SO wrong.  This movie is like a silver ax pistol with a bayonet attachment to the face(which happens).  I am going to talk about the vampire first and for most, they are what you would think vampires should be cold, calculating and snazzy dressers. Rufus Sewell pulls this off in spades let me tell you and his in movie Vampire sister enforcer played by Erin Wasson puts the sex in sexually charged sex appeal…oh god would I do horrible… well never mind that. In one of the great scenes of the movie she pins down Abraham(Benjamin Walker) with a chair and high heels…oh yeah

The action, and choreography of said action I loved it was washingtonian ax-fu, and did I mention the ax had a pistol built in? The one down fall for the combat in the film was it was alot of working in CG and I much prefer live stuntmen kicking the crap out of one another. All is forgiven when you fight a vampire in the middle of a giant stampede of horses thst involved a vampire going all British Bulldog on two horses by bulldog take downing them to trip up Lincoln’s horse. then chase one another across horse back by leap frogging them. sounds nuts? well that just the beginning because a horse is used as weapon. how do you ask the vampire throws it at Lincoln and hits him with it. all the while in the middle of a stampede.

Now to talk about some little tidbits that really were great touches. Lincoln was a giant of a man and they do a good job of portraying that with his awkward movements. Also a scene where he is riding a horse it looks as if his feet are going to drag on the ground. Another lovely touch is when they show you how the vampires can go out into the sun with a sign advertising what I call Steampunk Vampire sun screen which is mad from human blood among other things.

The vampires also have powers, invisibility, super speed, and super strength are what are shown in the movie. but the best to me is when they blend into ceiling paintings to ambush Lincoln and his free slave best friend and shop owner bud. I don’t know if  this is a power or use of vamp hypnosis but it was Sweet.

To close out if an ax/pistol with a bayonet attachment, sexy vampire lady enforcers, vampire sun screen and living horse weapons arent enough to sell this move then the boobs, and bathtub sex should. This movie has Big Bears Approval from start to finish a definite MUST GO SEE. so until next time and don’t forget to vote for my podcast name thanks a head of time.

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Balitcon 46–Part 3

I am not going to tag the pic or label them or what every cause there is just way to many Nutty Nuchtchas out did her self. I mean these things are fantastic. As if par for the course you can find Nutty on a few podcasts Nutty Bites and Beyond The Wall(a podcast about game of thrones) so enjoy the shots I know I did also if you wanna see more of them she has like damn near 300 pics on her facebook page. Also a very few are pics of mine from my iphone those are mainly the Erotica Ala Carte Iron Chef getting pics for this without having them be ummmm….well yeah was a bit hard but hey if a Rumba can rise to the challenge so can Big Bear.

 

Balticon 46–Part 2

 

I know, I know I been slow to give thoughts on the con and I know I said this would be the random picture post, but I feel structure should reign for professionalism sake anyway. That being said I am going to discuss the Dealers room and the Three venders who had the best wares in my opinion. so with out further blather on my part lets get into it shall we.

 

Fantasia

(607)-836-7523

Fantasiainfo@yahoo.com

Sadly I did not get pictures of this booth but this tandem of well dressed folk had all your period clothing you could ever ask for. I myself even procured a coat to begin my Steampunk cosplay for next Balticon. They had clothing for the ladies bodices, corsets as well.

It begins

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They also had some awesome pocket watches that I looked at…

 

 

 

 

 

If you are in the Baltimore area next year around this time and Balticon is your destination you gotta check out these guys and pick up something spiffy for you are a loved one

 

Night Shade Industries

(410)-923-4539

Dion@nightshadeindustries.com

Rose@nightshadeindustries.com

 

This couple would all the rage in steampunk. Tee Morris even had a swagger stick of Steampunk make constructed for a curtain Captain we all wait to see return amongst the creations of Mister Morris’ mind.

Steampunk accessories galore

Steampunk at it’s finest

Steampunk skull wall hanging

Jewelry Box

Steampunk Fairy Statues

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These guys had so much fantastic stuff I can’t tell you how I probably could have spent my budget there and not complained one bit but alas I only bought one things from them and it was a doozy. A Steampunk flask which the bear quickly had filled with rum from Encaffinated One‘s stash

I know were the rum has gone

 

 

 

 

 

So definately check these guys out if your into the world of steam or awesome brass canes with 1,00,000 volt stun rods in them and I will leave you on that note.

 

Tiger Torre Art

(410)-366-3325

Tiger@Tigertorreart.com

This Tigress had wonderful hand crafted leather works for sale. She was the first vendor to make me say, “Damn I should have brought more money” because I wanted several of her masks on display. Especially the one below…

Brown Bear Leather Mask

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I say that It screamed “buy me you fool!” I do mean screamed but alas I could not this was my first stop and I wanted to be sure nothing else would arise that grab me so. The Tigress however only smiled and said “I also have black bear masks available as well”. I withered beneath such sultry persuasions not to mention the Tigress had an awesome set of “fangs” to sink into a poor feeble man such as myself. NO you sick little perv she actually had fangs *drool in remembrance* hush I am a nerd and I will enjoy what I will 😉

Before I left using my handy dandy Iphone I looked through her other wares and her website and gathered much  insight into the huge amount of craft this Tigress has to offer up.

Several masks Crow, and owl among others

More Fabulous Masks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well there you have it, I know this is not the only booths at the con in the dealers room but these guys really put there wares out there and have the quality, craft, and skill to show you just why you should be throwing money there way. Trust I am already planing my emails when the funds are ready to acquire items for Balticon. with that said the bear is out of here and look forward to the last and final post on Balticon 46 the pictures post….oooh the anticipation.